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elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools. View Larger

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

Reblogged 16 hours ago from sodapopsociopath (Originally from elkane) 79,264 notes

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

Reblogged 19 hours ago from rainbowsrainbowseverywhere (Originally from peregr1ne) 55,692 notes

DEAR YAHOO

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

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Reblogged 19 hours ago from letmetouchyoursexhair (Originally from stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland) 14,161 notes

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

Reblogged 19 hours ago from myheart-wasneverpure (Originally from kittening) 172,938 notes
  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me:“So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy:“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me:“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy:“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Reblogged 19 hours ago from laughteristhebestmedisine (Originally from dragonbadgerhugs) 52,675 notes