I still remember the way my stomach flipped when I first saw her. I tried so hard to keep it cool, but goddamnit she was beautiful.
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
the pizza delivery episode of spongebob is 13 goddamn years old
All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
Augustus waters is the type of character that in theory would make the perfect boyfriend but in reality probably would make me want to stick those unlit cigarettes up his pretentious ass
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
We are suposed to think that:
- Jesse St. James (Jonathan Groff, Tony and Drama Desk Award nominee) was rejected from NYADA.
- Rachel Berry (Lea Michele - Drama Desk Award, Golden Globe and Emmy nominee) almost got rejected by NYADA.
- Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer - Golden Globe WINNER, and Emmy nominee) was rejected from NYADA.
AND BLAINE ANDERSON (Darren Criss - … … … ) got in? In his first try?
Gimme a break.